Sunday, December 7, 2008

Baap re!

Toh kuch aisa hai, ke aaj bas mann kar gaya blogging karne ka! :)

There was stuff that I wanted to write about parents and then there was stuff that I wanted to write about kids. Safe topics you see, since I do not fall in either of the categories! :D

I'd already talked about parents in a previous post, so this one'll be about kids.
Not about how much I love them or how many I plan to have.. (oh yes, we 'girls' have it all figured out! :D :D ).. but their histrionics of which we are an audience often.

So today I'd called up my GjaG (jijaji.. brother-in-law) and Di, who, by the way, happen to be hassled parents of two adorable but naughty kiddos. Ya, regular kids. :-)

He was telling me how my niece was trying to climb on the grill of the window etc. Now she's young ok.. like.. a year and a half.. and she's already turning out to be a superwoman (or a terrorist?.. take your pick! )

It reminded me of another niece who because of 'influence' of these SUPER-character cartoons had tied a scarf on the window grill and her neck and tried defying gravity. She wanted to fly.

Yes, fly.

We all can imagine that followed. I do not have the guts to even write about the gutsy girl's landing.

So while we were exchanging these kissa kahaniyaas.. He told me one that shook me. Made me come and narrate it here. Goes like :

Stars : Twin brothers (say A and B) , very very naughty, around 4 years old.
Act : A's reading a cartoon strip. He comes across this picture wherein the character is shown with stars around his head.. dazed etc. ( you get it, right? ) So he generally ponders over it.
"Bhai, ye iske sar ke uppar aise stars kaise aaye? Ye kaise dikhte hain? "

Apna B bhai is cool. Rock star cool. He believes in practical, not theory.
Fetches a hammer, bajaos it on A's head and asks " Now you know how? "

* shivering.. I still am *

Stuff can be funny at times, but kiddos and parents and families, please..

Takecare.

43 'cutting' aur bol! :D:

skeptic saint said...

lol...i dont know if i shld smile or wince...

i love kids, bt yeah sometimes they can be annoying...

tc

neha said...

this reminded me of the days when shaktimaan was launched and how kids actually started believin in his powers and use to wait for him to come over to save them..

yea all we can say is take care.. :)

Swayam said...

parental guidance is of tantamount importance... making the kids realise the difference of fiction from reality.. the limits of the human body... the good from the bad... Shin chan going off air, acc to me was a gud move...

HP said...

oh damn!
hahahahaha!

Bhai with Chai said...

@ skeptic saint
Welcome! :)

//i dont know if i shld smile or wince...

I was simply scared when I first heard it.. but then, a similar
:) or 'ouch' followed
:)







@ neha
yep.. shaktimaan! Bull's eye!






@ Swayam
Umm.. Agree with almost all you said. I'd reserve my stand on Shin Chan goin off air for now, though.




@ HP
pagal I was scared! Kahan jaa ri hai in bachchon ki duniya?!

Sach! said...

LOL!!!
That's someone like meh ;))

Bhai with Chai said...

@ Sach!
hain???????? what do you mean??
you're like the twins??
say no.. please!

Divya said...

ohmegosh :O
i hope nothing too bad happened.. in which case i'd say lol!
my brother used to tie towels around his neck and jump off windows and beds too. he had his own renditions of background music and sound effects too. and after all these years, its nice making fun of him with all that :P

Nitin said...

4 year old can understand this much ???

Prats said...

4 years old...Ooops....

My mom says I have had my fair share of fatalities when I was a kid sounds quite like chotu me .. I guess its about being Kiddo :-)

mayz said...

ok dat wasn't funny...infact it kinda gave me d creeps...

i wonder if my sius bajaoed a hammer on my head....mayb thats d reason i turned out like this...hmmm!!!

Hemanth Potluri said...

hahah it was funny :)...4 year olds my god...i guess how i was wen i was a kid :)...

urs..hemu..

Bhai with Chai said...

@ Divya
Later, it all seems fine.. but the 'what if' of the present scenario scares me! Kids are too precious too get hurt in stupid acts like these!






@ Nitin
Apparently..







@ Prats
I agree, it is about being a kiddo.. but not such stuff!
God bless your mom!:)






@ mayz
Yep.. it wasn't funny at all!

PS : you sound fine ok.. so if you got bajaoed on the head.. wonder if this is in indicator to start the trend! :D






@ Hemanth Potluri
soch jiske saath hua hoga.. funny hoga kya?!
I'm sure we, as kids, were more disciplined! and maybe.. less aware!

HP said...

yes. it is scary. that was the sadist part of me laughing. :P

Rakesh said...

you're dead right, Kids have their own world. Just now, my 17 month son is trying to do waist loops, he saw his mom doing them. So funny, the loop is so big that 25 of his size can fit in the diameter.

Talkin bout him, you can see him dancing on my other blog :)

Urv said...

Glad I did not have a sibling :D coz I ask too many questions in life.. And often I don't find answers.. :(

V-PUNK said...

gosh.........one a spiderman another superman huh..i m only 19 but now i'am scared by the very thought of having kids........

Divya said...

yeah true.. guess its all up to the parents to keep an eye on them.

RiverSoul said...

Mischievous little devils..... Thats what all pre-teen kids are
:D
:)
Nice post, Bhai

Btw, i didn't know you were a behen till this post......
Shame on me
:xxx

prashant said...

bhai only thing i have to say is "baap re"...lol :D.the bhai B seems to be a real devil..hehe.nice post as always:)
thumbs up!

Express said...

OMG!

ye kaise bachche hai?

that reminds me of an incident when i ws a kid...
My bro ws dressed a bhagwann Ram and had bow n arrow. I was little and he wanted 2 show me how good his aim was.
He aimed the arrow in some direction and it poked in.. gues..
My eye :-|
Just missed the iris. Cornea healed coz i ws lil.

I still have the mark. Jab milenge, dikhaungi...

Anurag said...

ahh Bachpan ...Nostalgia there Bhai....

Waise a Nice Idea that ...Koi agar aisa pooche toh seedha hotodaa mar do.... :D ...That actually be done practically ...Don't cha think ???

sanjh said...

Baap re indeed...I dunno whether to laugh at the sweetness of these li'l ones or frown at the insensibility of the creators of such shows.

sanjh said...
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How do we know said...

oops!!!

Nilay Goyal said...

My chai ka cup just fell down when i read what the rock star smart twin bro B did to A...

I liked reading ur posts...
Will be anticipating for more.

Keep Blogging,
Nilay

Nidhi said...

Now that surely did scare me...

Kids need to be watched all the time... I have seen my sister going crazy with her twins...

Incidents like one you mentioned keep happening in their home every now and then with the naughty twins...

joiedevivre said...

i think i hav some more experiences..
my younger brother is in clas 1..aur yeh sab harkate mein bohot tolerate kar rai hu
(mumyyy bachao is ladke se)

still i luv him a lot...dese kids are just..just soo damn innocent

Zubin said...

haha...lolz...

I dont know If it is meant to be funny...
but It reminds me of ma own childhood...no It wasn't that violent per se...but I had my moments...:d

but a HAMMER....!!:O
seriously..LOL...

how old are those guys now..??

Trinaa said...

OMG!! kasam se??? shit..these kids!

my nephew is pretty he-man sorts too..he regularly powders his parents bed with detergent(only when d bedsheet is white..to match d colour i believe!) n has recently taken to throwing his dirty diapers on ppl who dare to stand below his balcony...ufff these bachchas..baap re baap!

Suresh Kumar said...

The last one may be too violent, but I am laughing.

Anything can happen.... with kids around.

HP said...

u have an awwaaarrrdd !!!

Shunty : said...

ohhh..
hahahaha..
sahi me abhi bachcho se bachke rehna padega..

Urv said...

Where is you ???

Humse gussa??? :(

Come back na...

You have been awarded :)

Tazeen said...

ah twins and their shenanigans. I have twin nephews and i know what i am talking about ... funny indeed

Sarath said...

I myself practised a superman jump once from the top of a tank, and injured my knees....

Bhai with Chai said...

@ HP
hmmm :)




@ Rakesh
Welcome! :)
//So funny, the loop is so big that 25 of his size can fit in the diameter.

ROTFL!! :D
I shall check the dancing star soon :)




@ Urv
OMG.. you are definitely a 'ma daa ladla' in that case!







@ V-PUNK
Welcome!:)
hehe.. the scare shall pass.. in like, 10 years to come! :D

Bhai with Chai said...

@ Divya
Hmmm.. wo bhi kitna karein!






@ RiverSoul
Hehe.. you're not really an exception.. the name's misleading, it seems :D






@ prashant
:) Keep an eye on Manya!






@ Express
OMG!







@ Anurag
got me thinking.. that can definitely be tried with those super - irritating morons that are
just about everywhere!
HAHA.. high five! :D

Bhai with Chai said...

@ Sanjh
Welcome! :)

and for what you said, ditto!








@ How do we know
yepp!







@ Nilay Goyal
Welcome! :) and thanks
I hope to write more often.. doesn't work out though :/







@ Nidhi
twins definitely have the advantage of doubling their naughty quotient!






@ joiedevivre
Agreed, but innocence can lead to such acts and that needs to be taken care of!

Bhai with Chai said...

@ Zubin
nope, it isn't meant to be funny.
and those guys yaar, I think this kissa is recent, so they must be
around 4 or 5.







@ Trinaa
//throwing his dirty diapers on ppl who dare to stand below his balcony

shit.. literally, shit!
Where does he live? i don't wanna be anywhere around that road!!
Swear!









@ Suresh Kumar
Welcome! :)
and.. True!








@ HP
Okayyyyyyyyyy! Will come and check! :) Thaaaank you!







@ Shunty:
Exactly!










@ Urv
Nai nai yaar, lots been happening!
and for the award, thank youuuu :)
I'l come and check! :)

Bhai with Chai said...

@ Tazeen
Twins seem to be famous for such stuff!







@ Sarath
wow.. another rockstar! :D

Mohit said...

you didn't tell me this one..
its scary..
vaise i do agree with you at times kids aise harkatein kar dete hain we cant even imagine..
even ur fav kid says so many things m amazed to listen ki aisa bol sakta hai..
can't disclose it here bt obv sometime later..
n uska fav toh u know..what he says..
GH...U

Bhai with Chai said...

@ Mohit
I taught him that!
and I love him! <3