Your report card, May.

I couldn't let May pass by, without a post!
So May, this one's for you :D

Ummm.. Gimme a moment okay, I am new to this! Writing absurd posts for some random month doesn't come naturally to me!

To think of it, since 2005, May you, have been far from random. You give us the semester-end. Of course, we get to fight the never-ending practicals and majors to get to the part where the semester ends but who's complaining? :P

Your performance this year :

• You brought the much awaited final 'semester-end' of Engineering. Graduation's over and done with. +1
• At the same time, you also creeped in the realisation that the above might have been 'much awaited' but today, I find myself lost. -1
• You brought with you soaring temperatures, pathetic bus rides and tiresome college hours. -1
• You proved lucky, for the sis finally could make a trip back home, after seven long months. +1
• You hosted IPL 2, the elections and a lot of masala before, during and after both. +1-1=0
• You forced the cancellation of get togethers and made me a villian among the few that matter. -1

Oh, just for the records, June shall change all that ;P ( Tille Lilli to You, May! )

• You , yes you, led to shifting scales (yeah, of the weight-y type) -1

Shifts that don't make me happy, shifts, that I intend to reverse asap.

• You finally managed to stay out of the 'piercing' controversy. Thank God. +1
• You made me see beyond the masks, nothing new.. the new thing is, you made me learn to shut up. At the right place and the right time :D +1

Anyway, no point beating around the bush. Let's talk straight.

You made me think, May. I ain't too happy about it. -19477096732021742

Goodbye.